…Do you sound like Grandma Moses or Gabby Hayes? (HA dates herself, doesn’t she?)
…Forget that nose job or jowl-ectomy. Some plastic surgeons are now offering “voice lifts.”
…Implants are inserted in a hole in your throat to bring vocal cords closer together. Sometimes collagen is stuck in the vocal cords to fatten them up.
…You can still say “Get the hell off my property, you little punks,” but it doesn’t sound as cool.