Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Ask, as always, what would Anthony Bourdain say


…Now, ta da, from Quick Cuisine, shelf-stable ready-to-eat meals that contain their own heating device.

…Meals ready-to-eat…hmmm, sounds familiar. MRE’s!

…Yes, the technology (but maybe not the recipes?) came from the Pentagon.

…You cook the stuff at 140 degrees for 10 mins.

…These meals are already available in Europe and are esp popular in Britain (no food jokes).

…Albertsons, Kroger, Publix and 7-Eleven are about to roll these out here.

…Will it vaporize after eating…like the Mission Impossible instructions? No? Landfill?

…Drat.

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