Tuesday, September 18, 2007

New meaning to hot lunch

…Writing in the East Valley Tribune (Sept 17, 2007), Andrea Falkenhagen comes up with a new one on HA.

…Apparently school kids are Hooked on Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Think those powdery cheese puff covered with chilie powder.

…They make everything the kids touch red.

…They get the powder in their eyes.

…They fight over them!

…They bring in Costco-size bags.

...Kiddie krack!

…These pesky Cheetos are banned in California and Texas.

…One school had ordered new books and sure enough, the greasy red fingerprints appeared.

…One teacher had the kids look at their red hands and imagine how that looked inside their body.

…If HA were young, she would think: “Pretty darn good!”

…Is this weird? She now wants to try these.

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