Monday, October 17, 2011

Good time--or eye infection


Please do not stick weird crap into your eye. Listen to Auntie Star now. She is missing two-eyed vision and believe me, she liked having it.

I am talking about “funny” contacts for Halloween—to make you look like a bloodshot zombie, steel-eyed robot or a cat or something.

All contacts require fitting and proper care. Including ones to make you cuter or uglier.

Huge risk—huffs one doctor. You could ulcerate your cornea.

Ew—I did that because a surgeon had cut the nerve to my eye surface—had to have my eye sewn shut for 2 mos. Pretty bad, folks, although from the stares I got, I think it would be a good horror touch.

Are you seriously going to slam some plastic from Toys are Us in your eye?

If you do, don’t come crying to me.

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