Thursday, May 17, 2012

Without cellulite...

...I would not have flesh.

But, then I also think popcorn ceilings have an interesting texture.

Frederic Delavier, a fitness guy, wrote Delavier’s Sculpting Anatomy for Women: Core, Butt and Legs.

Any title with the word “butt”…never mind.

Cellulite is pretty much a woman deal. Waste, toxins and so on get built up in fatty areas.

There are two types—lack of elasticity is one. When you pinch and it’s like orange skin. The second kind is spongy tissue and flab. This one comes after 35.

Tell me something I DON’T know.

The reasons for this, according to Delavier, are water retention, This happens in periods of stress or before your period. But this crud can also gel and stay there…yick.

Hormonal changes are another cause. Stress is another bad actor. Prolonged stress—oops, this economy.

And, of course, you can inherit the tendency—just like the tendency to be fat.

Of course, the best shot is to never eat sugar or salt.

That sounds familiar.

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